The Owner of the Crown: 1. The Eccentric Crosser by T. J. P. CAMPBELL.

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Read The Eccentric Crosser, book 1 of the Geordie space opera masterpiece trilogy The Owner of the Crown. Probably the greatest sci-fi adventure of the 21st century.

 

The year is 2026 and the fate of the Multiverse has never been more perilous. Mathematics teacher Dr Pearson triggers the peril but struggles to accept its truth. Prepared by an ally through an incredible array of alternative realities, how can he come to his senses before it’s too late?

 

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The Owner of the Crown: 1. The Eccentric Crosser

A Wide-ranging Alternative Realities Sci-Fi Novel by T. J. P. Campbell

In the year 2026, extreme right-wing governments around the world are strengthening their grip on the masses. In keeping with their nefarious standards, the English fascist educational authorities send London born Dr Pearson, a teacher of mathematics teaching in an excellent school in Cambridge and nearing retirement, to the toughest school in the country in Blyth, Northumberland. Their obvious intention being to legally steal Dr Pearson’s pension by forcing him to either resign or commit a sackable offence under the pressure of attempting to teach in such a tough school.

In this first book of the trilogy, Agatha Cookson, a woman Northumbrians mistakenly believe to be a ghost, visits in a number of unique ways the downtrodden, eccentric, yet defiant Dr Pearson. She warns him that the cruel educational authorities are the least of his problems and that he and nine of his plucky pupils (together forming the Intrepid Ten) must, with her help, engage on a quest to save the Multiverse.

Dr Pearson’s tenuous grip on sanity is put to the ultimate test as he is prepared mentally for the challenge ahead through the experience of visiting a number of different alternative realities involving not only distant and parallel worlds, and not only an afterlife world, but also peculiar shifts in Dimension, Time and Space. But despite the bombardment of preparation he receives, he refuses to fully believe the truth of his predicament even though as the “Crosser” he was the trigger for it.

Alas, time quickly starts running out, as an awakened personification of evil, Saliman, once a man and now a monster, is growing stronger and eviler by the second with only Agatha Cookson able to slow his inevitable progress to omnipotence.

For now, the fate of the Multiverse rests entirely in Dr Pearson’s ability to accept the truth of the deadly threat surrounding him. How can this paranoid, doubting, downtrodden, eccentric, yet defiant teacher bordering on insanity finally accept his perilous predicament before it’s too late?

Ready yourself among other things for alternative reality visits to the Second World War London Underground, to the afterlife world of Purgatory, to some Siliconian tunnels housing the Theatre of Dreams, the luxurious Siliconian Congressional Hotel, a Disneyland with representative counterpart characters, the jungle world of Zandarix, the borderline world of Mirvad.

Ready yourself among other things also for Agatha Cookson (one time Golden Woman), a living macguffin, Starship Epic’s Captain Steve Palmer and his crew, The Siliconian Zircon, Dragonians, the Inbetweenies, Azrael (one of the Angels of Death), the evil dark Angels Rajin and Lamia, The evil Roubal aliens, the Created Ones, a door into the future and a door into the past, The pure horror and evilness of Saliman, The majesty of Queen Suzama, Dr Pearson’s eccentricity, Erica Ashbarten’s tremendous bravery and Nicola Berlin’s inimitable comedy.

Ready yourself for the first instalment of probably the greatest adventure of the 21st century.

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Some may mistakenly label The Owner of the Crown trilogy under the genre of fantasy. However, although it is certainly phantasmagorical, it contains a story that could be true (despite its incredibleness) and any apparent magic is probably a disguise for advanced science and technology.

The Owner of the Crown trilogy will surely entrance readers who were enthralled by C. S. Lewis’s Narnia books, J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series, Phillip Pullman’s His Dark Material trilogy, Jules Verne’s Journey to the Center of the Earth, and the science fiction space opera novels of Ray Bradbury, Frederik Pohl, Clifford Simak, Arthur Clarke and Ursula Le Guin. Yes, it really is that much of an all-encompassing Multiverse-stretching kaleidoscopic odyssey with humour and heartrending circumstances to bolster its telling.

Probably the greatest sci-fi adventure of the 21st century.

The Owner of the Crown: A sci-fi odyssey the likes of which literature has never known— that’s Geordies for you! 

The Eccentric Crosser (Book 1 of The Owner of the Crown trilogy) is a 144,000 word wide-ranging alternative realities sci-fi novel by T. J. P. Campbell.

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T. J. P. CAMPBELL’S LETTER OF INSPIRATION FOR HIS THE OWNER OF THE CROWN TRILOGY:

Dear Reader,

 I was initially inspired to write The Owner of the Crown trilogy by my fruitless attempts to teach some Geordie pupils in Blyth, Northumberland a number of years ago.

 Some strange goings on took place at the school I taught in— very strange. And even though this trilogy involves ghosts, aliens, afterlife worlds and starships, there are noisy rumours it portrays a true story.

 You might be interested to know that a few years after I left the school, it was completely demolished. Flattened into a car park. The school being Blyth Delaval County Middle School on the Plessey Road. Google it!

 However, even if this trilogy may be based on some solid facts (as impossible as such a thing might be to believe) I want you to know the characters and the school it features are entirely fictitious (though the school’s grounds its buildings and their rooms are accurately based on the now demolished Delaval County Middle School). Of course, those of you with high intelligence may very well conclude that this does not mean the characters do not exist— just that they do not exist in our world. There is much more of this sort of quantum craziness in the trilogy.

 So this trilogy features, among other strange things, some pupils and other characters from the town of Blyth. As some of you may know, Blyth is a Northumbrian town 11½ miles north of Newcastle-upon-Tyne. Now the Geordie dialect and accent can sometimes seem unfathomable to the likes of me, so just in case you’re new to it, I’ve put some “normal” English translations of common Geordie words and phrases at the beginning of each book. You can also look up famous Geordie celebrities on YouTube. The best example might be the famous Geordie comedian Ross Noble. Why? Because it was his mother who used to teach in my tutor room before I joined the school. A copper nameplate on the classroom door read “Mrs Noble”. You won’t find that on Google, though it does mention on Wikipedia that both Ross Noble’s parents were teachers. Similarly, Sarah Millican is a famous Geordie female comedian, and if you imagine her and Ross Noble as children, then you will have a rough idea of the inimitable school pupil characters in the trilogy.

 Let me just say, though every Geordie pupil appears to be a natural stand-up comedian, I can’t for the life of me explain the way they think. I’d have to have a Nobel Prize in psychology to even attempt to do such a silly thing. I do have a school 10-yard swimming certificate, but this doesn’t seem to help either— although I wouldn’t be surprised to find that a Geordie pupil might easily prove it should. That’s the magical inimitable Geordies for you. You get the picture?

 Finally, I hope readers of all ages, adults and children, get to enjoy this trilogy. I wrote it to be understood at many different levels, such as scientifically, philosophically, politically and sociologically. However, it should fundamentally stand out as a vast cinematic awesome rollicking science fiction space opera odyssey. At its heart a splendiferous tale of derring-do and the perennial fight of good versus evil. Hopefully this trilogy will lift up even further the spirits of all Geordies and really put Blyth deservedly on the International literary map. So dear reader, let me take your mind by the hand and lead it through a Universe of diverse extraordinary imagination . . .

 T. J. P. Campbell

 

The Owner of the Crown: 1. The Eccentric Crosser by T. J. P. CAMPBELL.
The Owner of the Crown: 1. The Eccentric Crosser by T. J. P. CAMPBELL.
The Owner of the Crown: 1. The Eccentric Crosser by T. J. P. CAMPBELL.
The Owner of the Crown: 1. The Eccentric Crosser by T. J. P. CAMPBELL.
The Owner of the Crown: 1. The Eccentric Crosser by T. J. P. CAMPBELL.
The Owner of the Crown: 1. The Eccentric Crosser by T. J. P. CAMPBELL.
The Owner of the Crown: 1. The Eccentric Crosser by T. J. P. CAMPBELL.

 

READ THE OPENING CHAPTERS: 

 

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Geordie Meanings:

Geordie                        English

Alreet                            All right

Aroond                          Around

Aye                               Yes

Auld                              Old

Bairn                             Child/Baby

Boggle                          Ghost

Bonny                           Nice

Botty                             Bottom

Canna                          Cannot (can’t)

Champion                     Good/feeling fantastic

Cowld                           Cold

Daft Apeth                    an absolute idiot

Divvie                           Stupid person

Divin’t kna                    Don’t know

Eeee!                           Oh! (very frequently used)

Fettle                           State of condition

Gowk                           Complete and utter twit

Ganin                           Going

Glaiky                          Foolishly idiotic

Hadaway, man            I don’t believe you

Heed                           Head

Hinny                          Girl

Lang                           Long

Looka                         Look

Ma/Me                        My

Man                            Other than meaning “Man’ it is used constantly to punctuate phrases (eg, Eeee, man!). In these cases “man’ loosely refers to the person or object being addressed.

Moby                          A modern term for an early  twenty-first century Internet mobile device. Used frequently by Geordie children in this trilogy.

Na                              No

Nettie                         Toilet

Nowt                          Nothing

Petal                          Nice person

Smaal                        Small

Tackin’ aboot             Talking about

Way aye                    Yes, that’s right

Why aye                    Why, of course

 

T. P. Campbell will be using Geordie in the trilogy’s dialogue in a way that the reader should easily be able to follow, just to give its essence. If he tried to write it exactly as it was spoken, it would fast become irritating if not impossible for the reader to read and translate. This form of “cheating” is a well-known literary device called artistic licence. You see, T. J. P. Campbell as an author wants you as a reader to enjoy the uniqueness and comedic brilliance of everything it means to be Geordie without being bogged down by it. He makes no apologies to the purists out there because this story is not just for them, but for everyone (even any aliens who, if they exist, might one day decide to give reading the trilogy a go).

Right, let us just go on to discuss a few Geordie words of particular interest, then it’s straight on to the Multiverse-stretching grandiose high-octane extravaganza-busting space opera of a story.

The use of the word “man” is perhaps the most difficult to describe. In its simplest form it is supposed to be used to address a person being spoken to irrelevant of whether they are male or female. This has been extended to other animals and even objects. It’s got to the stage where it seems to be used as a comfort word to punctuate sentences with. T. J. P. Campbell once heard a Geordie schoolgirl say, “What a stupid man, man.” Here the schoolgirl is passing scurrilous comment on a man to whomever she is talking to (who could be anyone, a group of people, no one in particular, or even herself). One thing T. J. P. Campbell discovered is that if used in the usual way we all use “man” a Geordie will sound the word subtly differently to when he or she uses it to punctuate a sentence. So, to summarise, if a Geordie pupil said, “What a stupid man, man,” both the “man”s would sound similar yet subtly different, and it would seem a normal thing for them to say, too.

And just to say, the exclamation “Eeee” is heard constantly during any Geordie chitchat and probably almost as much as the word “man” (which T. J. P. Campbell found to be the most commonly used word among the Geordie pupils).

The greatest thing T. J. P. Campbell discovered about Geordies is that when they are funny, they are funnier than others can hope to be. The same goes for when they are angry or overjoyed. Somehow, they seem to exaggerate emotions in a naturally believable way. Luckily, this makes for highly entertaining drama, which hopefully the trilogy will convey.

Okay then, hopefully you will enjoy the trilogy. Expect the unexpected. Expect a story the likes of which you’ve never heard before—that’s Geordies for you!

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